Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony?

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Okay, I like a challenge. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Pansy. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever […]

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

    D’oh. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… […]