I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? But existing is basically all I do!

Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.
All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Oh God, what have I done? Oh God, what have I done? And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?